“Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today 😏” – $25.95

Some days require patience.
Other days require… a public service announcement 😄

If your internal monologue has been working overtime, this shirt steps in and handles it for you—no meetings, no emails, no awkward conversations required.

The Design:
Big, bold, impossible to ignore:
“Let’s keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today!”
Clean layout, strong font, zero confusion about the message.

Why this one’s a fan favorite:

• 😂 Says what everyone’s thinking (but HR says you can’t)
• 💬 Instant conversation starter – or conversation ender… your choice
• 👕 Soft, comfortable fit – perfect for workdays, errands, or “don’t test me” moods
• 🔥 High-quality print – because this message deserves to stick around

Perfect for offices, family gatherings, group chats in real life, or anywhere your patience is being… evaluated 😅

⚠️ Warning: May cause laughter, shocked looks, and people suddenly acting a little more… reasonable.

⚠️ Shipping and tax not included (we tried to minimize that too… didn’t work 😄).

Say it once. Wear it all day. Problem solved.